Almighty K E Y

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Guys, I am literally dying reading your plans for my future with Hillaree

and our sex life for that matter

what is air

dying

I seriously have to leave for a little.

I’ll be back though

When I come back I expect my eyes to be bleeding from everything you guys write while I am gone…

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	maknae-nichole asked : Aiiiiiiiiish. Well fine then, how did it happen~?
Oh my god…. I DID IT OF COURSE! I was the one who proposed~

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	janes-tales asked : ONLY FOUR!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU IMPOTENT OR SOMETHING?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
YAH!!! DON’T ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING! I AM PERFECTLY HEALTHY THANK YOU VERY MUCH! The only one with fertility problems is Jonghyun! I’m surprised he can even produce anything at all with that pathetic excuse for a dick! Erm… uhm… did I just say that??? 9o9

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So here’s how it will work

brookelynneliza:

Naya gets the first baby

I get the second

Katie and Jane can fight for the third

loser gets the fourth

Key and Hillaree get to actually keep the fifth all to themselves.

I love how Hillaree and I have absolutely no say in how many kids we want and who the godparents are. -laughs-

Guys…. just do rock paper scissors. XDDD That’s how we solve everything at the dorm. LMAO

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	maknae-nichole asked : ...Hilariously correct?
What reality do you live in?????

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	hunny-funny-bunny asked : Hey Key! How are you? I just wanted to say congrats to you for proposing to Hillaree. I am so happy for the both of you.
Did you not see my reply to your message? lol I’m great! How are you??? Thanks a lot Katie~ It means a lot to have the consent of the best friend~

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	janes-tales asked : Have like 70 kids. That way we won't battle. ^-^
Oh my god Jane. You say it so cassually! My poor wife! -laughs- We’ll agree on… 4? One for you, Naya, Brooke, and Katie… okay? XDDD Oh my god where is my fiance. She needs to be reading this! HAHAHA

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janes-tales:

brookelynneliza replied to your post: I WILL fight you for the right to Godmother the first child. Just saying`

I can agree to these terms and conditions

Then it’s all good. ^-^ I HAVE HILARIOUS STORIES THAT WILL MAKE HIM WANT TO THROW A CHAIR AT ME!!! >D

We all need to take into consideration Naya too >.> Juuuust sayin ke

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	maknae-nichole asked : So... She asked you, right? kekeke
Hahahaha…. You’re hilarious Nichole….

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	janes-tales asked : CONGRATS, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dibs godmother to first kid. >D
THANKS GURL FRAAAN~~ -laughs- Oh god… I think there’s going to be a battle to the death on who gets to be the godmother of the first kid. XDDD

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	janes-tales asked : NO LONGER A BACHELOR!!!!!!! MUAHHAHAHHAA If Taemin's coming to your bachelor party, you are not getting strippers. Just saying.
NOPE! NO MOREEE~~ XDDD OMFG JANE! -dies of laughter- I would NOT want to corrupt my son, okay? NO strippers!!!! Besides, I have my soon to be wife~ I don’t need to see any other woman’s body…. ehhh hehe